Sunday, September 26, 2010

Interview With South Texas Artist Rhiannon Stephens


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Rhiannon has a special place in my heart, mostly because she was my first girlfriend in high school and we've kept in touch ever since.  Her creativity has always inspired me and she is definitely one of the most influential people in my adult life!

When did you first realize that you were an artist?


Visually speaking? According to my mother, at 6 months of age, I picked up a pencil and started scribbling while holding the pencil the "correct" way.

Are there any nationally or internationally known artists that have influenced your work?


My earlier influences that I recall mainly revolved around Boris Vallejo, Frank Frazetta, Alberto Vargas, and a few others I can't remember. As time went on, I looked into other genres and artists to expand my interests. Salvador Dali, Olivia DeBerardinis, Sorayama, Alex Grey, H. R. Giger. My tastes are extremely varied, as each artist speaks to me in different ways. I enjoy the artists on deviantART a lot, since there are so many from amateurs to working professionals. Even pictures or sculptures made by younger kids influence and inspire me.



Do you have a preferred medium?
I am working on getting better with tattooing. It's very challenging, but hard work pays off in the end, and I hope to be able to create amazing works on skin like some of the old school guys and bigger names that are currently in the industry. I do enjoy working in pencil, charcoal, pastel, watercolor, and acrylics for the most part.



How do you pick your subject matter for a piece?

I suppose it depends on my emotional state at the time when it's something just for myself. Otherwise I go with whatever other people ask me for.

What other interests do you have besides art?


Too many to really name, but to narrow it down I do enjoy studying different cultures because they do influence my work as well. Traveling a big thing at this point in my life, as well as meeting new people, and having the chance to do things I haven't done before. All in all, I suppose my other interests compose of enjoying life and what it has to offer to me. *SMIILE*

How has the Internet changed things for you as an artist?


It has been wonderful in that I have had the chance to view the work of people I never heard about. I have also had the chance to have e-mail conversations with people who have helped me grow as a visual artist, but also as a person.

Where do you see yourself as an artist 10 years from now?


I asked myself that question 10 years ago, and I am in a place that I never thought I would be, so I suppose that I feel that question is a bit silly. I can't say where I actually see myself 10 years from now, but what I can tell you is that I look forward to see what surprises life has in store for me.


Please visit Rhiannon's deviantART gallery to check out more of her art, including some of her awesome tattoo art!

Thursday, September 23, 2010

The Day Facebook AND Twitter Went Down

What you're about to read is fiction, but with Facebook going down for almost 4 hours today, and Twitter constantly going down due to Justin Bieber fans, we thought it'd be fun to write something about the day when Facebook and Twitter both go down at the same time!  T will precede the time when it's a Tweet, FB will precede the time when it's a Facebook status update, action, etc, and the name of the website will be listed before the time when it's something else typed into browser.

T-7:55AM - Made it just on time to the office! #fb
FB-7:55AM - Made it just on time to the office!

T-8:05AM - RT @geekbauchery: And that was one magical poonanie!

FB-8:15AM - Friend Request from Bartholomew Diaz

FB-8:19AM - Hey! How's it going? It's your ol' pal from high school! Bart Diaz! Remember me?

T-8:20AM - This douchebag from high school just added me as a friend on FB! Why do I keep adding these people?

FB-8:25AM - Hey Bart! Long time no see, man! How are things going? What are you up to these days?

FB-8:31AM - Hi Ray! Man, I can't believe it's been almost 10 years since we've seen each other! It feels like it was only yesterday we were in English class together! Things are going OK for me. I just got a promotion at Church's Fried Chicken! I'm the new store manager! I have a wife and 5 kids and they're all doing great!

T-8:33AM - Holy Shit! I can't believe what a loser this dude on FB is! He's 30 years old and he's working at Church's!

FB-8:35AM - That's AWESOME, Bart! Sounds like you're doing really well for yourself and it sounds like you have a great family!  So who did you wind up marrying?

FB-9:00AM - Sorry it took me so long to get back to you! I had to make breakfast for the baby because my wife had to take the kids to school and then go to work. I don't have to go in until 11 when my mother in law gets here to take care of the baby.  Anyway!  I married Rachel Smith!  Do you remember her?

T-9:05AM - Whoa! The guy that friended me on FB today married the biggest ho in high school!  Even Coach Lumbergh fucked her!

FB-9:35AM - Man I hate when I get busy here at the office! So you married Rachel? Congratulations! She was like the prettiest girl in high school!

FB-9:39AM

T-9:40AM - Goddammit!  Facebook is down!  I was having fun catching up with Bart from high school! Ugh!

T-9:45AM - I wonder what Rachel looks like after all these years?

FB-9:50AM

T-9:55AM - Looks like FB is still down!

T-10:00AM


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T-10:01AM


FB-10:02AM

Tumblr-10:03AM - Son of a bitch! I can't believe Facebook and Twitter are both down! How the fuck am I supposed to have any interaction with people if both of those websites aren't up and running?  I hate that there are no alternatives!

MySpace-10:05AM - Do any of you guys still hang out here? Hello! Anybody?

Google-10:06AM - "Facebook and Twitter Alternatives"

Google-10:06AM - DIASPORA*The privacy aware, personally controlled, do-it-all, open source social network.

Tumblr-10:07AM - Well it seems that there are REALLY no good alternatives to Twitter and Facebook! What am I going to do with the rest of my day here at the office?! I hope Tumblr will update my Twitter feed once Twitter is up and running again!

T-10:08AM


FB-10:08AM


LinkedIn-10:10AM - People You May Know: Bartholomew Diaz... Restaurant Manager Church's Fried Chicken.  Invite Bartholomew Diaz to Connect on LinkedIn?

LinkedIn-10:11AM - Hey Bart! I just added you here on LinkedIn! I hate when Facebook goes down! I was having so much fun catching up with old times. I hope you have a great day at work!

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T-10:47AM


FB-10:49AM

LinkedIn-10:51AM - New Message From Bartholomew Diaz: Hey Ray! I'm sorry but I had to reject your connection request here on LinkedIn. I have to keep it strictly business so I only hook up with people in the biz on here, ok? Sorry bro!

T-10:52AM


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T-11:01AM - WTF happened to Twitter?! Oh well, at least it works now! #Fail

T-11:02AM - That fucker from FB that I told you guys about decided he couldn't accept me as a contact on LinkedIn because it was for "business only!" #WTF

FB-11:05AM


T-11:06AM - Fucking Facebook still isn't working!  I can't believe they get billions of dollars for that shit!

FB - 11:07AM - Hey! It looks like Facebook is working again! Yay! I hope everyone is doing OK!

FB - 11:08AM - Search: Bartholomew Diaz

FB - 11:08AM - Remove From Friends?

FB - 11:09AM - Hey guys! I think there's someone posing as our old friend Bart Diaz on Facebook! You guys should block him if he tries to friend you!  What a day! First Facebook goes down, then Twitter goes down! I have no idea what everyone's been up to for the past 3 hours!

Saturday, September 18, 2010

In Pictures: Fun With The Wayback Machine


How many of you have heard of the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine?  It's a website that shows you what other websites looked like from about 1996 to the present!  We thought it'd be fun to visit some of the most popular websites on the Web and see what they looked like from their first iteration to their most current!

Google

Google's Homepage On November 11, 1998 (Search wasn't even front and center!)

Google's Homepage On September 18, 2010 (Still looks like technology from 1998!)
Yahoo

Yahoo's Homepage On October 17, 1996 (Plain And Simple Like Google 2010)
Yahoo's Homepage On September 18, 2010 (Busy, Busy, Busy!)
YouTube

YouTube's Homepage On April 28, 2005 (Looks like a personals website?)

YouTube's Homepage On September 18, 2010 (Ads, Bad Videos, More Ads...)

Apple

Apple's Homepage On April 4, 1997 (Before they were cool again their website looked like shit!)

Apple's Homepage On September 18, 2010 (Ah! Much Better!)
So what have some of your favorite websites looked like through the years using The Wayback Machine?  Post them as a response to this blog post and have a chance at winning Geek Logik: Fullproof Equations for Everyday Life!

Saturday, September 11, 2010

That Weird And Wacky BDSM

You've all probably heard of S&M (Sadism & Masochism) but let me introduce you to S&M's big, bad, older brother... BDSM!

According to Wikipedia, BDSM is defined as a type of roleplay or lifestyle choice between two or more individuals who use their experiences of pain and power to create sexual tension, pleasure, and release. The compound acronym, BDSM, is derived from the terms bondage anddiscipline (B&D, B/D, or BD), dominance and submission (D&s, D/s, or Ds), sadism and masochism (S&M, S/M, or SM).


In a traditional BDSM role, there are Doms (Dommes for females) (Dominants) and subs (submissives) with the roles being gender neutral. In other words, a Dominant can be male or female, while a submissive can be female or male.  There are also switches, those that have fun playing either the role of the dominant or submissive.

Most people view BDSM as a bedroom only experience where rough sex, spankings, and maybe even a little hand cuffing and whipping brings a little fun and excitement to the table when the usual vanilla stuff (traditional sex) gets dull.  

Some people view BDSM as a lifestyle and there are a sizable number of 24/7 relationships that have a Dominant/submissive (D/s) dynamic.  You may not know it, but the couple down the street may follow a strict D/s role where one person in the relationship is in charge, and the other person does his or her bidding!

You may think that this sort of dynamic only takes place in foreign countries where religion or culture encourages such behavior, but this just isn't the case.  Many women that are strongly into feminism in the U.S. enjoy being under the control of a Dom, while many "macho" men, perhaps CEOs, football players, etc. get off on being told what to do and being put in their place by a woman!


One thing that is ALWAYS happening in a true D/s relationship is that there is total consent between partners to have unequal roles.  A submissive male in a relationship with a Dominant woman fully consents to whatever degrading actions the woman may think is necessary, and the same goes for a submissive woman in a relationship with a Dominant male.  Trust and knowing the limits are crucial in relationships like these, and at times some submissives have a safe-word which they can use in situations where they feel their limits or boundaries are pushed to the point of being unsafe mentally, physically, or spiritually.

Want to learn more about BDSM?  One good place to start is the Wikipedia entry on BDSM!  It's full of great links and the information contained in it is exceptional!

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Geekbauchery.com Pinup Contest

So I was thinking about Easyriders and Hustler today and how they have their amateur model contests! I figured, "Hey! Why the fuck couldn't Geekbauchery do something like that?"  Sure the QR Code pinups have been nice, and it's fun taking our own photos for the site, but nothing says Web 2.0 (or is it 3.0, 4.0, or 5.0 these days?) like user submitted content!

So anyways, we decided to open up the Geekbauchery.com Pinups to anyone that thinks they're hot enough to grace the virtual pages of our grand (in our  mind's anyways) website!  We invite both gals and guys to submit their photos for this prestigious title, and we're even giving away a $100 Amazon gift card to one lucky published Geekbauchery.com Pinup at the end of the year!

So do you think you have what it takes? Or maybe your mom has what it takes! Whoever it is, as long as they're over 18, live the life of a debauched geek, and aren't spectacularly ugly, we'd like to see your goods!

Visit our pinups page at http://www.geekbauchery.com/pinups.html for more information on how to become a Geekbauchery.com pinup!

Photo Taken By Ray @ Geekbauchery
For Easyriders Fox Hunt Contest

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Boot Up Your Sex Drive!

Is technology improving our sex lives? When hasn't it? Birth control pills, condoms, fertility monitors, pornographic films and vibrators were all at one point products of cutting edge technology. George Taylor, M.D got us going by inventing a steam powered fucking machine back in 1869, too bad he was trying to cure hysteria with it.


While some may argue that technology is actually hampering our sex lives by making us more distant, I think it literally brings us closer together. The internet is full of websites used to find Mr/Miss Right or even Mr/Miss Right-Now. Devices used for solo sex have been known to benefit us when we later have sex with a partner. For men it can assist with premature ejaculation by getting used to different kinds of stimulation, eventually lasting longer in bed. For women, it helps to explore their bodies finding what feels good and what doesn’t. This way she can later communicate this with her partner and bring continuous mutual enjoyment. For both sexes, it provides a safe and stress free way to enjoy sex with no performance anxiety because when you're by yourself, it's all about you, baby!


Women by far have the bigger share of the market when it comes to sex technology. We're not just talking about vibrators either. Studies have shown that doing your Kegels improve orgasms, increase blood circulation to the genitals and heighten arousal during sex. Pelvic floor exercisers, used primarily for stress incontinence, have been found to have an amazing side benefit. By keeping your pelvic muscles in tip-top shape, the vagina becomes tighter and more responsive during sex (and what man wouldn't enjoy that?!?). Women have reported more frequent and earth-shattering orgasms (and what woman wouldn't enjoy that?!?). Wouldn't it be fun to show your partner just how tight you can squeeze him the next time you have sex?


Even using a simple machine such as the Kegel8 Exercise Cones makes an astounding difference in both vaginal tightness, and pelvic floor strength. It really makes you wonder why more people don't use it!


I am currently roadtesting one of these pelvic floor exerciser devices, the Kegel8 Ultra Plus to see just how tight I can get my pussy. My research began on 2 September and the handy dandy instruction manual suggests I give it 6 weeks of everyday use before I see any marked improvement. I think I can swing that. I've been using it while watching tv so I hardly notice it. I plan on giving periodic status reports here on Geekbauchery and possibly survey my husband to see what he thinks of my new Uberpussy. No pictures though!


So then. If you think about it, everywhere we look our sex lives are filled with technological advances. I tell you what, I wouldn't have it any other way!

Friday, September 3, 2010

OS X Command Line Fun In Pictures

I was reading through the August 2010 issue of MacLife Magazine when I saw an article called "25 Top Terminal Tips..."  One of the fun, and geeky, tips I found was how to play awesome old-school games like Tetris, Pong, and Snake using the OS X Terminal!  Here is a step-by-step tutorial, using photos, on how to do this!


  • Go Into Terminal! I have it down in my Dock, but you may need to find it in Applications / Utilities!



  • In Terminal, type in cd /usr/share/emacs/ and then press Return...


  • You'll be taken to the Emacs directory...


  • Type in ls (l as in letter L) and press Return. You'll be given your Emacs version number, in my case 22.1.


  • Type in ls /usr/share/emacs/22.1/lisp/play (Where 22.1 is your version number...)


  • You'll be shown a list of all the old-school games available to play!























  • Type in emacs and then hit Return.






















  • The Emacs editor will start...






















  • To run a game, simply hit Escape and then X and then type in the name of the game you want to play.  Hit Return and you'll be playing some favorites from back in the day!  Make sure to type in just the game name (ie. pong) and not the entire file name (ie. pong.el.gz or pong.elc) or it won't work!






















If you want to switch to another game, just hit Escape, X, and the name of the next game you want to play!